I award you no points

Meanwhile, in Houston…

Daily dose of Mariko

Don’t do it! (Taken with Instagram at Sakura Crossing)

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If a girl told me she had placed her heart in “the hands of god” I would run as far away from her as fast as I could, and never look back.

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It’s that magical time of year

savagemike:

Where it’s warm enough that the ladies are wearing short skirts, shorts, dresses, and other revealing outfits; yet not so hot that the mere act of being alive causes me to sweat uncontrollably.

I am reblogging this because I am stunned, STUNNED I tell you, that it got no notes.

look into my eye…

GPOY

jsyk

what I’m doing:

what I wish I was doing:

it’s Friday!

just a heads up

I feel like posting some gifs. Some are funny, some are NSFW.

You have been warned.

dragonmaw:

two-pi-r:

the-differentiator:

the-unpopular-opinions:

yeah…

BAZINGA BITCHES

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