January 2012
The Preliminaries on my taxes...
I don’t have my w2 yet but going off the total income listed for last year, TurboTax says I OWE $542.
Did you hear that? My AIG was like $21,000 and they say I OWE. WTF is this shit?
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I wish there was a way to force a Tumblr user to just stop. Ripping off other blogs is fucking wack.
“I was given this world, I didn’t make it.”
– Tupac Shakur (Keep Ya Head Up)
(Facebook) What the Actual Fuck? →
mindbabies:
anticapitalist:
unknownbinaries:
“I ordered some video-editing software from Hitfilm in the UK which also comes with some instructional videos. So a few days later I get a call from FedEx saying that the DVDs were being held at U.S. Customs until I filled out a Video Declaration Form, which she said was now standard practice. Now, I’d never heard of this before, so I called back...
“There as a study in which it comes out that thirty of the largest companies in...”
– Massachusetts Senate candidate ELIZABETH WARREN, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
My hero.
Ladies, please make an effort to hide your bra...
machistado:
mohandasgandhi:
dhunki:
panamanianmoon:
thesavagesalad:
brienne—of—tarth:
foodiewin:
oh-delial:
jellomuffins:
problem?
OMG MY BRA STRAP STOP IT IT’S LIKE SHOWING YOUR ANKLES
BLASPHEMY
DEAL WITH IT!!
omg so racy
I came
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novamatic:
9 Dogs Who Have No Idea What They’re Doing
Lolling for days at the last one.
Tim Tebow and the Atheist's Dilemma →
intheshadowofyggdrasil:
What is this shit?
Lol
Some girl on Facebook just said capital gains are taxed differently than earned income because “the money used to be income so was already taxed. Now it’s just like a retirement plan”.
Errr what? Smh
“The last time I turned down a whisky, I didn’t understand the question.”
– (via lifeofawhiskeydrinker)(via prettyfishin)
No more white people in 2012.
It has already begun. I started back in 2001 by fathering a mixed-race child. Miscegenation is the future.
“If tax cuts create jobs, why didn’t the Bush tax cuts work?”
– On-point question by the National Journal’s Beth Reinhard. Newt blamed the timing for its failure to work. (Reposting because it’s a good quote and Tumblr’s acting weird tonight.)
Yeah but in my experience, there’s never a good time to do stupid shit. Stupid shit is stupid regardless of...
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How to Call the Police, Even If You Are Joe...
inothernews:
Go to a telephone.
Pick up the handset.
Dial “9-1-1.”
When the dispatcher answers, say “Hello. I am legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno. I am calling to report very graphic details of the rape of a minor that occurred here on the Penn State campus. I know to do this because I have brains, and a heart. And a conscience too.”
Give the police your phone number and...
The problem with Joe Paterno
Joe Paterno was an employee of an educational institution. These institutions, for the most part, exist to provide a safe place for young people to further their education. As an employee of Penn State, Mr Paterno’s primary job was ensuring the safety of his students.
He failed. End of story.