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socialistscum replied to your photo: Time to get crunky! LOL. OMG. What the fuck is that? Chocolate

Feb 9th

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rumour: what if you ask for coke at a restaurant and the waiter asks you if pepsi is ok and you say no imagine how awkward that would be Happens all the time.

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“The whole world is connected. It’s all connected by Bill Gates and that...”

– Mac (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

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“No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool...”

– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via cavum)

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AZ Lawmaker Calls for “White Appreciation Day” →

Wtf?

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Minced oath

wooliebear: A minced oath is an expression based on a profanity or a taboo term that has been altered to reduce the objectionable characteristics. Many languages have such expressions. In the English language, nearly all profanities have minced variants. Examples include darn or dang instead of damn; shoot or shucks instead of shit; heck instead of hell; flipping, freaking, fluffing,...

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Lol at this thomasthecoolone motherfucker reblogging shit and adding a link to his tumblr full of nothing but reblogs to every post. Fucking dipshit.

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so, wait

is shortformblog actually posting the fucking superbowl ads from today? Just shoot me now. I literally can’t take this shit any more.

Feb 6th

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A real life conversation.

coworker: How are your wingman skills?

me: I understand the concept of a wingman.

Feb 6th

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News Flash

thecallus: It costs a lot fucking more to pretend like the welfare system is about teaching immoral minorities the value of work than it does to pay the bills of people who’ve been fucked so hard by this country that they wedged between the cracks. Stop the silly bullshit and start paying for some college or extended benefits. Offering welfare recipients a “ladder” to a shitty cashier job is...

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