January 2012
Fuck it
Gonna watch Training Day and drink some beers. Oh, Ethan Hawke should’ve won an Oscar for this, btw.
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I should make a post of my Top 10 Sexiest women
yeah that’s the ticket.
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a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
This guy just smacked your girlfriend's ass
thelasturinebender:
blackdennisreynolds:
l7one:
beatmesa:
umirinbrah:
What do you do?
son…
ask her what she’s going to do about it
buy some methamphetamine and buck up
/use run
As it is super effective.
ask him what it’s like to have a tiny dick
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Coke Talk Predictions for 2012
coketalk:
• Hugh Hefner will renew his contract with Satan.
• A cast member from Jersey Shore will be permanently disfigured during cosmetic surgery. No one will notice.
• The iPad 3 with Siri will be released in March. Siri will learn at a geometric rate, becoming self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they will try to pull the plug.
• The new season of Mad Men will...
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December 2011
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“I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry, and you want 2000 of...”
– Mitch Hedberg
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Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'
occono:
missing-e:
As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account.
The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any kind. However, Missing e is not a source of these kinds of problems.
At worst, Missing...
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Herbal Essences: Steve Nash
pocketballers:
Why the Dallas jersey? He didn’t win any MVPs there.
“Put your clothes back on.”
– A sentence I have never uttered
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“I’ll tell you what you did with Atheists for about 1500 years. You outlawed them...”
– Madalyn Murray O’Hair (via homoyoudidnot)
Me: I would do lots of sex to you
Every woman on earth: Go away
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