Gonna watch Training Day and drink some beers. Oh, Ethan Hawke should’ve won an Oscar for this, btw.
I should make a post of my Top 10 Sexiest women
yeah that’s the ticket.
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one: I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
This guy just smacked your girlfriend's ass
thelasturinebender: blackdennisreynolds: l7one: beatmesa: umirinbrah: What do you do? son… ask her what she’s going to do about it buy some methamphetamine and buck up /use run As it is super effective. ask him what it’s like to have a tiny dick
Coke Talk Predictions for 2012
coketalk: • Hugh Hefner will renew his contract with Satan. • A cast member from Jersey Shore will be permanently disfigured during cosmetic surgery. No one will notice. • The iPad 3 with Siri will be released in March. Siri will learn at a geometric rate, becoming self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they will try to pull the plug. • The new season of Mad Men will...
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry, and you want 2000 of...– Mitch Hedberg
Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'
occono: missing-e: As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account. The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any kind. However, Missing e is not a source of these kinds of problems. At worst, Missing...
Herbal Essences: Steve Nash
pocketballers: Why the Dallas jersey? He didn’t win any MVPs there.
Put your clothes back on.– A sentence I have never uttered
I’ll tell you what you did with Atheists for about 1500 years. You outlawed them...– Madalyn Murray O’Hair (via homoyoudidnot)
Me: I would do lots of sex to you
Every woman on earth: Go away