havissard: savagemike: So I finally heard a bit of that “Friday” song, thanks to Stephen Colbert. Man that girl sounds like Fran Drescher and Peter Griffin had a kid & forced her to sing. WTF Shut up, Meg. I told you, my name is Ron now.
So I finally heard a bit of that “Friday” song, thanks to Stephen Colbert. Man that girl sounds like Fran Drescher and Peter Griffin had a kid & forced her to sing. WTF
notjessatall asked: I was wondering why I didn't get any posts from you anymore until I checked my followers. For some reason Tumblr or something else decided to unfollow you without my consent :c
Except =/= Accept
Because anyone who has ever made a mistake is obviously not someone you want around your family.
metalmatt: It ain’t a good look. Just sayin.
It reminds me of a comment made by Patrick Ewing...
“Yeah, we make a lot of money. But we spend a lot of money, too”
Whining congressman can't make it on his six...
Rep. Sean Duffy (R-WI): I struggle to meet my bills right now... The benefits that were offered to me as a congressman don't even compare to the benefits that you get as a state employee. I just experienced that myself. They're not nearly as good.
Constituent: But $174,000 -- that's ... three times what I make.
Always be wary of a quote taken out of order and with the infamous "..." erasing language. That said, even though this quote is a bit off, I think it grasps the spirit of what I read this morning.
Plus, he's a Real World douchebag.
Regardless if it's taken "out of context", a man who makes $174,000 a year that is complaining about his salary is a grade-A asshole.
some pussy sure would hit the spot right about now.
You see a bitch wearing a hoodie, some booty...
ladysatan: BITCH IS YOU HOT OR IS YOU COLD?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the anwer.– Douglas Adams (via wecanburndaylight)
It's Tuesday so feel free to ask me TMI stuff. →
What most people argue about on Tumblr
Can someone explain to me why Evilteabagger is a...
I mean I could spout half-assed stupid shit that has no basis in facts or reality too, if that would make the Tumblr gods happy.
I just don't understand how people can ignore God.
an-ominous-atheist: Well, imagine how I feel when people ignore Santa Claus. And I just don’t understand how people can ignore reality.
Things I've Heard on Tumblr That Continue to...
heroineofmasyaf: succubusangel: youbestbetrollinmate: extreme-irrelevancy: “Things like “stand up for your rights” “I hear you” or “I see what you mean” are ableist.” “It’s ageist to say that it’s creepy for older men to be attracted to much younger women” “Promoting a job position with phrases like “job promotion based on ability” is proof we live in an ableist culture” “The word...
Words I refuse to stop using to placate the word...
stupid dumb dumbass crazy fucktard idiot moron fatass crybaby cocksucker bitch pussy wimp
Any time I see anything to do with CoD: Black...
schbank: I assume it’s like the game version of Team America. MATT DAMON
Studies have shown that sperm feel pain while they are still in the testes. A...– Charlotte Taft, Every Sperm is Your Brother Read it now- or God will get quite irate. (via stfuantichoicers) Masturbation is murder! (via stfukyriarchy) Holy Shit! We better start putting regulation and control on men masturbating! I propose a 24 hour wait from the time they want to masturbate...
there's a movie in my life somewhere... I just...
Working title: “Bad Luck”
to sum up
I moved to Los Angeles in June of 2008. Coming up on 3 years now. Given the events that have lately transpired, I have decided to sum up what has happened since I’ve been here. The guy who agreed to rent me a room when I first came out informs me once I get here that he is going through an eviction. Found a job at a shady (borderline illegal) company & a place to stay. My car gets...