well you’re just accident-prone dude. yikes. Well I think you should get it checked out anyway, that shit ain’t nothing nice.
Once, I tried to put out a fire with a steel handled bread knife. My hands were wet, I slipped and cut the inside of 3 of my fingers open. That was probably my last tetanus shot. Forgot about that one. That was only 2-3 years ago. If I go to a doctor they might give me antibiotics… Hm.
WTF, dude? OK check this out.
I had just moved into an apartment with some roommates, and we were up late drinking beers and unpacking. I had these bookends that came with my LOTR: 1 DVD set that I wanted to use, and they had those damn plastic zip ties holding them together. Well, being the enterprising young man that I am known for being, and seeing as how we had no scissors that could be found, I decided cutting the zip ties with a steak knife would work out just fine.
Well I stuck the knife in, stabbed, and it went into and THEN OUT OF my hand. That’s right; clean through. It was amazing. ER trips at 2:00 AM are awesomesauce, BTW. Doctor in the ER told me how lucky I was that I miraculously missed all important tendons/ligaments/nerves. I just needed some stitches. Now I have these ugly purplish scars on my hand as a reminder forever of what I now consider to be an essential truth of human life:
MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS OWN A PAIR OF SCISSORS
edit: I noticed the last time I posted this that I had accidentally cut off havissard’s comments. Apologies.
Is drinkthe-koolaid generally SFW? Because I got yelled at for being on savagemike at a coffee shop because you were posting cheesecake and someone thought it was porn, so switched it over from tumblr to Google Reader, and now I'm woefully behind on both.
it’s always SFW. It’s nothing but politics, religion, and economics, with a little bit of tongue-in-cheek or ironic humor mixed in.
In other news, if someone at a coffee shop is yelling at you, you should tell them now might be a good time to lay off the coffee.