June 2011
You are who you associate with. Look around at your 5 closest friends, and...
– Will Smith (via athousandtimessover)
Gouge my eyes out?
havissard:
savagemike replied to your post: savagemike replied to your post: Stabbed myself in…
well you’re just accident-prone dude. yikes. Well I think you should get it checked out anyway, that shit ain’t nothing nice.
Once, I tried to put out a fire with a steel handled bread knife. My hands were wet, I slipped and cut the inside of 3 of my fingers open. That was probably my last tetanus...
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miss-martini:
savagemike:
miss-martini replied to your post: Please tell me you were joking when you label my girl Selenas as Left Eye of TLC?
DELETE THIS ONE I MADE A TYPO
Why does everyone say this to me……. MY TITS CANNOT BE CALMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O really? Sounds like you and I need to get together for some drinks.
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miss-martini replied to your post: Please tell me you were joking when you label my girl Selenas as Left Eye of TLC?
DELETE THIS ONE I MADE A TYPO
occono asked: Ever dated someone with a fetish?
jakke asked: Is drinkthe-koolaid generally SFW? Because I got yelled at for being on savagemike at a coffee shop because you were posting cheesecake and someone thought it was porn, so switched it over from tumblr to Google Reader, and now I'm woefully behind on both.
I have an unattended package to report.
Mine.
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Very well. If cop a feel I must, cop a feel I shall.
– Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
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goodreasonnews:
Cairo (CNN) — A senior Egyptian general admits that “virginity checks” were performed on women arrested at a demonstration this spring, the first such admission after previous denials by military authorities.
The allegations arose in an Amnesty International report, published weeks after the March 9 protest. It claimed female demonstrators were beaten, given electric...
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DC Women Kicking Ass: More on the DC Comics... →
dcwomenkickingass:
Here’s the first look at the new costumes for Wonder Woman and Superman:
Wonder Woman looses the straps. Again. Superman gets a new symbol. And the guys get collars. Oh, Jim Lee. Maybe they’ll all get belly windows?
And here’s some more details from Bob Wayne’s letter to the market with…
*LOSES the straps
*LOSES the straps
*LOSES the straps
*LOSES the straps
TMI? →
occono asked: What's your PIN?
May 2011
paddidle
brittanibotulism:
Fuck.
sounds like a funner way to play the game.
paddidle
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They say money is the root of all evil. Don’t believe that, man....
– Talib Kweli
I thought I asked for TMIs? →
I haz a sad
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Today I learned that Los Angeles eats more hot... →
Not only that, but jackasses of all walks of life will line up in front of Pink’s for over an hour. To get a fucking hot dog. :-|
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I would like to take this opportunity to...
For changing “awww” to “Ass’s” when I was trying to comfort someone.
Bang up job, fucko.
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I don't usually do this sort of thing
But a couple of really good friends of mine have joined Tumblr because they got sick of me having all the fun. Anyway, you guys should follow them:
djbside - politics, race issues, humor, music
pepperandpop - photography, fashion, art, poetry, writing
TMI? →
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Tumblr
insightful post with tongue in cheek humor: 10 notes
ironic personal post: 2 notes
post a ragetoon making fun of hipsters for wearing fake glasses: 500+ notes
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I realize it's a cliché to complain about the heat...
robot-heart:
thecranium:
It’s still 55 degrees and raining in Portland.
Fuck you all.
I’m still wearing a jacket/sweatshirt in the morning and at night. SoCal is strange.
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