WASHINGTON—”For crimes of great arrogance and cheek, His Idiocy the White House Jester has been sentenced to a swift demise,” said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. “Let it be heard over every city and suburb of this land that the National Debt is no topic for frivolity, and the mailed hand of Obama shall smite all offenders.”
In his career, Motley entertained three presidents, capered at five White House Correspondents’ Dinners, and hosted a season of Comedy Central’s Premium Blend. He is the first sitting White House Jester to be executed since the 1998 drawing and quartering of his predecessor, Dennis Miller, on the National Mall.
i was thinking the other night of sad ole dennis miller. hes had one of the saddest career arcs i can even remember. he was this really wildly popular comic back when he did snl news. then had a pretty popular hbo show which i remember being funny. he had that cache of being an intelligent comic, he tied history with current events. it was good and it was obvious he was smart. then it seemed like overnight he became this crazy right winger completely ass licking gwb any chance he got. it was really weird. and now years later, all he is, is bill oreillys lil pet monkey. popping up on his show now and again making weirdly racist obama jokes. its just sad. completely justified. but sad.
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