I award you no points

This is an ACTUAL Twitter bio:

wilwheaton:

I’m what beautiful women call handsome with a physique that looks photoshopped.

Seriously. This guy is for real.

Don’t hate on my twitter bio bro.

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   Did you see that on Tweeting Too Hard?

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   Photoshopped in real life; that shit’s hard to do, man.

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    Who is it - Ryan Gosling or John Barrowman?

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    Wil Wheaton just made fun of my Twitter profile.

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    Jersey Shore, what hath thou wrought!?!

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    My twitter bio: “I’m the shit.”

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    LOL! Few Q’s about this guy.. 1. Is he a Guido from Atlantic City? 2. Does he have a very orange, Oompa Loompa tan? 3....

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