I award you no points

umm

So this tweet assumes a couple of things. Firstly, it assumes that god exists. There is no proof of that, unfortunately. Second, it assumes that tacos somehow existed before women did. How would god have made pussy look like a taco if tacos did not yet exist?

(Source: albertlouishammondjr, via schbank)

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