• Hugh Hefner will renew his contract with Satan.
• A cast member from Jersey Shore will be permanently disfigured during cosmetic surgery. No one will notice.
• The iPad 3 with Siri will be released in March. Siri will learn at a geometric rate, becoming self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they will try to pull the plug.
• The new season of Mad Men will meticulously reflect the zeitgeist of our own lost generation. In other words, it will disappoint.
• Beyonce’s baby will collaborate with Kanye West on a follow-up album to Watch the Throne while starting an East Coast/West Coast feud with Willow Smith.
• At the Republican National Convention, Dick Cheney will literally die from embarrassment.
• Hillary Clinton will be elected the first female vice president.
• A bunch of gullible narcissists will be secretly disappointed when the world doesn’t end on December 21st.
(Source: coketalk)
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