I award you no points

This guy just smacked your girlfriend’s ass

thelasturinebender:

blackdennisreynolds:

l7one:

beatmesa:

umirinbrah:

What do you do?

son…

ask her what she’s going to do about it

buy some methamphetamine and buck up 

/use run

As it is super effective.

ask him what it’s like to have a tiny dick

(Source: iampitchforkmedia)

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1. facelesstwenty-somethingbeauty reblogged this from i-am-negrodamus
2. kojackz reblogged this from josh-r
3. sterlingsuave reblogged this from tampicosuave
4. spacejamjay reblogged this from poloflavoredcleats
5. lostcosby reblogged this from thelasturinebender and added:

   Get in the car and run him over

6. ferretmochalatte reblogged this from thelasturinebender and added:

   Do or die. Go for his knees, work his ribs, and believe it or not his biceps. Fuck running. People are afraid of getting...

7. whoisthisniggab reblogged this from wtfced
8. callmepa reblogged this from wtfced and added:

   My Girlfriend is Chuck Norris’ Granddaughter

9. niggayouwhite reblogged this from itoodreamincolorandrhyme
10. t-bone33 reblogged this from thelasturinebender
11. wtfced reblogged this from thelasturinebender and added:

    id fight that nigga. his whole upper body can barely move

12. savagemike reblogged this from thelasturinebender and added:

    ask him what it’s like to have a tiny dick

13. thelasturinebender reblogged this from trofeojames and added:

    /use run As it is super effective.

14. chasej33 reblogged this from poloflavoredcleats and added:

    I’m on my Kevin Hart flow then. “If you with me & get smacked, then you just got smacked… Don’t look at me! Look at him!...

15. painnpower reblogged this from tampicosuave
16. poloflavoredcleats reblogged this from cheeseandquackers and added:

    Pull out a needle and pop this spongebob blow up buff nigga. lmao

17. cheeseandquackers reblogged this from josh-r and added:

    I’m all…for muscles….but shit.

18. cinderellaproblems reblogged this from crackerwisdom and added:

    Punch him the fuck out. Nobody touches my woman.

19. lovesicpt3 reblogged this from scartissueonmysoul
20. scartissueonmysoul reblogged this from josh-r
21. onlygodsoverhere reblogged this from i-am-negrodamus
22. i-am-negrodamus reblogged this from josh-r and added:

    Shoot this nigga in the face with a cannon

23. josh-r reblogged this from tampicosuave and added:

    where there hell is he getting those small clothes from

24. thisisneka reblogged this from nathoisking and added:

    Me to my man: So you just gon let this big buff bitch slap me on the ass!?

25. itoodreamincolorandrhyme reblogged this from nathoisking and added:

    Id make love to his arms. Just his arms.

26. crackerwisdom reblogged this from tampicosuave and added:

    get upset for a second and then I will grab his face with both of my hands and say “look at me: you don’t hit anybody”

27. nathoisking reblogged this from tampicosuave and added:

    ask her if she need to go to the hospital for a fractured ass bone

28. jovenyhermosa reblogged this from iammissjells
29. iammissjells reblogged this from iampitchforkmedia
30. allbutusual answered: Ask her the same question.
31. getemralphie reblogged this from ignorantintellekt
32. lockless answered: I don’t care how big he is. Stab him in the neck from behind, pretty sure you’ll be fine.
33. anothercrazynight reblogged this from hateaffair
34. hateaffair reblogged this from moebdicc- and added:

    Lmaooo.. I wouldnt even want my guy to do anything!! “Lets Just Go babe!” hahaha

35. brikoword answered: Who smacked it bro?…but confront him bout it nd if he got an attitude beat his ass.
36. overdohsej liked this
37. partyandtheafterparty reblogged this from loveablevaun and added:

    fresh, deluxe can of

38. purpleorchid liked this
39. andoutcamethewolf liked this
40. mikeelgrande answered: Tell em swag and hand her over
41. gotdreamsthinkbig reblogged this from 6thsenseofstyle
42. higherinfluence answered: ask her “soooo what did you do to have him slap your ass?” ctfuuuu
43. loveablevaun reblogged this from 6thsenseofstyle
44. -theperfectlie liked this
45. thecolorblindness answered: Baseball bat. The great equalizer.
46. ignorantintellekt reblogged this from mystrosworld and added:

    I’d definitely take this approach

47. 6thsenseofstyle reblogged this from toocooltoocare
48. jetlife90 reblogged this from mystrosworld
49. havok27-chi-city reblogged this from pocockhontas and added:

    jump oh his back and slowly proceed to beat the shit out of him, swoll ass nigga cant even reach back there can ya lol...

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