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How to Call the Police, Even If You Are Joe Paterno, Vol. 1:

inothernews:

  • Go to a telephone.
  • Pick up the handset.
  • Dial “9-1-1.”
  • When the dispatcher answers, say “Hello.  I am legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno.  I am calling to report very graphic details of the rape of a minor that occurred here on the Penn State campus.  I know to do this because I have brains, and a heart.  And a conscience too.”
  • Give the police your phone number and let the dispatcher know when they might be able to send some detectives over to take a statement.
  • Say thank you to the dispatcher.
  • Hang up the phone.
  • Go back to whatever the fuck it is college football coaches do when they aren’t worrying whether or not a member of their coaching staff isn’t raping children.

Reblogged this earlier but the fucking iPhone app reblogged it as a link. Who the fuck does that anyway? Why is that the default?

Posted: Sun January 22nd, 2012 at 8:55pm
Originally posted by inothernews.

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    If you see someone raping someone or if you hear about someone raping someone, you damn well stop
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