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NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything

FAIRFAX, VA—National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre said Monday that somewhere around 1,000 kids would have to die in a school shooting in order for the organization to reconsider their longstanding opposition to gun control.

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    those of you who don’t know, I live very close to Fairfax. It’s great. People ask me, “Hey, where are you from?”

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    It’s nice that they have a quota.

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