Gross story.

Okay so last night I went and treated myself to a ramen dinner, since every so-called “friend” I have here in LA apparently has better things to do then hang out with me. That’s not the gross part.

After, I decided to take myself out for some drinks at a bar called R Bar. The bartender at this bar, cute as a button, decided to buy me a shot of Jameson’s. On top of the 2 large (22oz) Sapporos I had with dinner, I drank a Red Bull/vodka, and some Stellas. And the shot she got me. A little later on, I bought myself a shot of Patron.

Now for the gross part, under the cut:

I got home and felt okay, for a little while. But suddenly I had to puke. So I went into my bathroom, and for some reason puked in the sink. Not sure why, but hey whatever, I was drunk. Anyway, when I woke up this morning, the sink was still full of puke, and the bathroom stunk like it, too. I had to put on some rubber gloves and dig around in the sink to find out just what in the fuck was going on. Little chunks of partially digested ramen noodles, entire pieces of wakame (sea weed), and bean shoots too. Just chilling. The little stopper at the bottom was stuck. I removed it, and the sink was then able to drain. After that, I cleaned the sink out, and cleaned the floor around it. But man, that shit was fucking disgusting.

1. maranara said: And this is why I’m eternally grateful that my mother passed on her iron stomach to me.
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