I award you no points

"Studies have shown that sperm feel pain while they are still in the testes. A little known scientific fact is that these sperm in pain are the source of the heartbreaking malady known as ‘Blue Balls.’ Besides this very real pain, for years the vicious Women’s Lib Birth Control Movement has sought to deprive sperm of the very thing they need to stay alive—an egg. It is surely the birthright of every sperm to have the opportunity to swim toward an egg. And damnit, that egg had better be there!"

Charlotte Taft, Every Sperm is Your Brother

Read it now- or God will get quite irate.

(via stfuantichoicers)

Masturbation is murder!

(via stfukyriarchy)

Holy Shit! We better start putting regulation and control on men masturbating! I propose a 24 hour wait from the time they want to masturbate to when they actually can. In addition, I think it would be a good idea to have someone talk to them about the sperm that they will be destroying. Every life is precious, after all!!    

(via iamateenagefeminist)

…you’re kidding. YOU’RE KIDDING LOLOLOLOL THOSE POOR MILLIONS OF SPERM THAT DIE EVERYDAY

(via whatsajuthika)

I have never in my entire life experienced this “blue balls” people speak of.

Also without a nervous system it is impossible for sperm to feel pain. Is anyone really this fucking stupid?

(via juthikaforpresident-deactivated)

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    So stop jacking it!

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    …Seriously, read it, so good.

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    CREYSSSSS ~•Think of the spermies•~

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    This is brilliant. It reminds me of that group that started claiming to want to ban divorce.

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