I award you no points

the-expat-life:

ih8religion:

Seriously? Allah in your noodles?

I H8 RELIGION
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“God does work in mysterious ways.”

Really now?

God decided that instead of working on that pesky “billions of human lives lived in suffering, despair, and pain” problem that he would make his name show up in noodles.

Just easier that way.

(via the-sexpat-life)

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