I award you no points

"Sure, sure, Obama claims his father was black — but is that man there even his father? Again, we turn to the so-called ‘long-form’ birth certificate: ‘Full Maiden Name of Mother: Stanley Ann Dunham’! Stanley? Does that mean she was a dude? Obama had two dads? Which one was his biological father? At this point, we can’t be certain who this man’s parents are — which means I have no proof that he’s even a black man! He could be white — and if that’s the case, I don’t understand why we’re questioning his legitimacy!"

lol Colbert kills it.

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