fuckingspidersgethemoffmefuuuuck:
Hot and dangerous
unleash the fury
don’t have one
Average at best.
Big and Tasty
(Source: drunkchicksandbigdicks, via gaylordsaysnopee-deactivated201)
Lonely. Terribly lonely.
Practically pornstar perfect
The Incredible Hulk
Fifteen full inches.
Very Super Famous
The animal inside
Bigger than yours.
Bigger than yours.
Cosign with Lee!
Leader of Slytherine
bringing the boom
“sword of omens”
King Kong Jealous
Killed the dinosaurs.