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PR Firm Kills Innocent Child

“‘Kills’ is a Harsh Word,” Spokesperson Says

The prestigious Chicago-based public relations firm of Lawler, Schneider & Epps, whose impressive client roster includes such giants as RJR/Nabisco, PepsiCo and Bristol-Myers/Squibb, killed an innocent child yesterday, beating 7-year-old Chicago resident Jamie Wood to death in a secluded section of Grant Park.

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Posted: Sun May 8th, 2011 at 6:38pm
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  1. savagemike posted this