I’m getting weary of seeing beautiful women all the time
Don’t get me wrong, I love beautiful women. I love looking at them, I love the way they move, I love the way they smell. I love the way they can make me feel. But it sucks when none of them ever seem to even so much as see me. I dunno, I’m not ugly, but maybe they can tell that I’m broke and unemployed? Who knows. I don’t know what it is I’m really trying to say here; maybe it’s just that I’m a little lonely and I would like to meet someone and finally settle down. After all, I’ve been single for the better part of 9 years now.