Slo-Mo Thing of the Day: Take one already creepy infomercial for The Original Baby Bullet; slow it down by 200%; add a pinch of backmasked music; get baked; and you’ve got yourself a fresh batch of Hell.
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jesus christ

I had nightmares about this.
Grandma has a serious drinking problem that everyone foolishly shrugs off.
NOT WHILE I’M DOPED UP ON ALLERGY MEDICATION! Fuck, I’m freaking out.
tell me why i just watched this whole damn video
This is actually super creepy ]:
Oh my god. I can’t stop laughing. I seriously can’t stop. I don’t understand.
Lmfao this is scary as hell.
Oh god Make it stop! I’m in tears and frightfully afraid