I award you no points

goodreasonnews:

smash-ball:

If you’re an atheist and say ‘oh my god’

I am judging you.

If you’re a virgin and say ‘oh fuck’

I am judging you.

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If you’re constipated and say ‘oh shit’

I am judging you.

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If you’re blind and say “i see what you mean”

I’m judging you.

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If you’re not an astronaut and say ‘oh my stars!’

I’m judging you.

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Try as I might, I’m having trouble coming up with a comparison that makes the OP look stupider than she made herself look.

I had a mormon friend when I was in junior high school. Every time I would say “oh my god!” he would say “but he’s not yours!”

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