Somewhere in between, I guess. Everything is trimmed up, but I have no idea how dudes can shave a wrinkly bag of loose skin with a razor without bleeding to death. It’s one of life’s great mysteries, to me anyway.
Ah okay. Yeah it kinda does lol! That’s a doll, called a “kokeshi”. Very cool little things with an interesting history.
oh? which one?
69, missionary with her legs on my shoulders, backdoor/doggy, spoon, reverse cowgirl, face-to-face (sitting up)… guess I don’t have a favorite, I like to move and reposition a lot lol
Who the fuck has those bible verses memorized that well, that they can just rattle them off whenever? I mean sure. having a hobby is nice. But fuck.
My favorite is Ben & Jerry’s “Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream”, but my favorite single/plain flavor is probably strawberry.
Well I have a tasty perfectly ripe banana. And I can deposit some nut wherever you like.
Well there’s a rumor that my mother’s biological father had some French blood, but I can neither confirm nor deny it. I don’t even know his name.
Probably another human. Not sure why anyone would want to be anything else. I kinda like being sentient.
My underpants are generally Calvin Klein, but this last time I got some DKNY ones. I look fuckin sexy in them too.
Not much really. I watch tennis sometimes, and football/baseball during playoffs.
Probably Oklahoma City. Kevin Durant is a monster.