Anonymous Asked: Are your balls like boiled eggs or sea urchins? In other words, do you shave?

Somewhere in between, I guess. Everything is trimmed up, but I have no idea how dudes can shave a wrinkly bag of loose skin with a razor without bleeding to death. It’s one of life’s great mysteries, to me anyway.

Anonymous Asked: Japanese cartoon. The head in a black hat. Look at it next to your gpoy.

Ah okay. Yeah it kinda does lol! That’s a doll, called a “kokeshi”. Very cool little things with an interesting history.

Anonymous Asked: Dude, your gpoy looks exactly like your post earlier today

oh? which one?

Anonymous Asked: What's your favorite position?

69, missionary with her legs on my shoulders, backdoor/doggy, spoon, reverse cowgirl, face-to-face (sitting up)… guess I don’t have a favorite, I like to move and reposition a lot lol

Anonymous Asked: its a married woman who replied. and its evident she can at the drop of a hat can rattle off those quote, so you can imagine shes the life at any party. lol. i guarantee her husband certainly watches porn... hed have to.. lol -yeahiwasintheshit

Who the fuck has those bible verses memorized that well, that they can just rattle them off whenever? I mean sure. having a hobby is nice. But fuck.

Anonymous Asked: Favorite flavored iced cream?

My favorite is Ben & Jerry’s “Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream”, but my favorite single/plain flavor is probably strawberry.

Anonymous Asked: Vegans need plenty nuts. It's our meat. Also like bananas, coconuts and grapes.

Well I have a tasty perfectly ripe banana. And I can deposit some nut wherever you like. 

Anonymous Asked: Are you French by any chance?

Well there’s a rumor that my mother’s biological father had some French blood, but I can neither confirm nor deny it. I don’t even know his name.

Anonymous Asked: What would you want to be reincarnated into, if you believe in it?

Probably another human. Not sure why anyone would want to be anything else. I kinda like being sentient.

Anonymous Asked: Preferred brand and style of underpants? Undershirts?

My underpants are generally Calvin Klein, but this last time I got some DKNY ones. I look fuckin sexy in them too.

Anonymous Asked: Other than b-ball, what sports are you into?

Not much really. I watch tennis sometimes, and football/baseball during playoffs.

Anonymous Asked: Ok, so Suns are out. Who you wanna see go all the way?

Probably Oklahoma City. Kevin Durant is a monster.

Anonymous Asked: Why u so sexy, huh?

Omega 3 acids, from fish oil.

Anonymous Asked: u sound like a fag when u talk about metta world peace u prob need help

Yeah maybe I do, but I think you probably need more help than I do. You should see someone about that.