lovemeaquariusly:

pocketpinya:

The cyberbullying section in my college book
Help

that doesnt even sound like cyberbullying that sounds like theyre going to carpool

lol this is in a college book? 

WE R GOING 2 GET U AFTER SCHOOL

must be a junior college, if anything

(via wtfml)

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

l7one:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

(Source: tampicosuave, via notesonascandal)

itsrobbyrichmond:

Super Troopers in Gifs

A liter of cola.

(via elizapi)

dubois-taught-me-the-dougie:

taylorgaylord:

Bwahahahaha so fucking true!!!

Hahaha, I’m like fucking Houdini.

Bra, what bra? 

Psh amateur hour.

(Source: trytokeepanopenmind, via jackie-r-stole-3rd-an-a-2piece-)

deathofthought:

lol the response tag was hilarious

This. Is. Awesome.

thebaffled:

typeverything:

Typeverything.com - ASS by beautifulswearwords.

There it is…

deathofthought:

heymanlookatmerockingout:

FAVORITE THING EVER. EVER. EVER. I QUOTE THIS RANDOMLY ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. ALL. THE. TIME. FAVORITE. THING. EVER.

Look at this a honda odyssey a hondyssey

But that’s a Nissan not a Honda.

(Source: fueled-by-guyliner, via sickntwisted-sonovabitch)

goldenmovieman:

White Goodman in 1987

GloboGym worked for me!

(via bitchromney)

(Source: psilolysergicamine, via wtfml)

fuckyeahatheism-:

Submitted by dontdenythepanda - had to make it work, so I’m posting it instead. 

Very amusing, of course XD

~Mooglets

dumbfuck.

Atheists don’t say “oh god”.

We say “oh {your name}”

get it straight.

psh.

pepperandpop:

For SavageMike. Put the sapphire on.

perlahaha:

rooooooooofl