As far as anyone knew, of course, this guy was a completely responsible gun owner yesterday. You know, the guy who brings his AK-47 everywhere:
A Florida man is facing negligence charges after leaving his loaded AK-47 unattended, resulting in his 6-year-old nephew picking it up and accidentally shooting his grandfather.
According to WSVN, Juan Manuel Martinez Jr., 28, has been charged with culpable negligence of a firearm for not keeping an eye on his loaded AK-47, authorities said.
According to police, Martinez was having a beer with his father, Juan Manuel Martinez Sr., at a family barbeque when talk turned to hunting. Martinez Jr. brought out his AK-47 to share, handing it to his father who then set it on a table.
And the kicker?
Martinez admitted to WSVN that he had been doing drugs and drinking before the accident, saying, “I was smoking marijuana. I was doing cocaine, and I had two beers.”
Martinez called the shooting an accident, saying no one was to blame.
The problem with Socialism is eventually you run out of other people’s money.
Margaret Thatcher (via universald0nor)
>implying Margaret Thatcher knew shit about socialism.
I’ve always hated this quote. This woman apparently knew nothing about Socialism when she said this. Let’s flip the script, shall we?
"The problem with capitalism is eventually you kill all the poor people who do all the work." - Me
If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I’d be dead.
I wonder what it’s like to go through your life being so myopic to the real world?
The Dumb and Dumber of American politics (and thats saying something) met for a power pizza summit last night and instead of picking a quiet and secluded restaurant, Trump and Palin chose a pizzeria in the centre of New York’s Times Square for maximum publicity.
Please .. Please .. PLEASE .. can this pair run together in the 2012 campaign ? Trump for President and Palin for VP. Or the other way around. I don’t care. Either would work just as well. Think of the fun and amusement we could have.
I mean, we all know that American politics is a corrupt sham with two fundamentally similar right-of-center ‘parties’ both actually serving the same corporate agenda. We know that all the partisan heat and ‘conflict’ is just a carnival sideshow to create an illusion of democracy. Right ? We know that.
So how better to celebrate the tawdry, sleazy, dumbed-down vapidity of the whole phoney thing than by having these two running for President and Vice-President. Since we know that voting makes no difference to what actually happens, lets sit back with a jumbo box of popcorn and just enjoy the entertainment.
More pictures of the dashing Donald and sexy Sarah solving the nations problems over a pepperoni pizza here (if you have a strong stomach).
Well we asked for transparency and it doesn’t get much more transparent than this.
Next Republican to drop out of race? Let’s hope so.
MCCain: Santorum Doesn’t Understand The Frothy Mixture That Sometimes Occurs While Having Anal Sex
Don’t forget to come out for your local Walk For Choice this month everyone.
lol i like to imagine that baby wrote the status, because that’s a very infantile way of thinking
Birth is ten times more deadly to women than abortion. Women have died on roller coasters; should they be illegal too? YOU CAN’T ASK THEM BC THEY ARE DEAD.
The number 1 cause of death is life. Think about it, everyone who is alive will die at some point. So I guess we should outlaw life.
LOGIK IZ FUNN
End Of An Era of the Day: Following Gilbert Gottfried’s series of ill-conceived tweets poking fun at the devastation in Japan, Aflac informed the comedian, who has voiced the Aflac Duck for over a decade, that his services would no longer be required.
“Gilbert’s recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac,” the company said in an official statement. “Aflac will immediately set plans in motion to conduct a nationwide casting call to find a new voice of the iconic Aflac Duck.”
AGAIN, this is the shaky ground you tread upon if you try to make light of the crisis in Japan. Good God, how can people be so stupid?
I’m not sure how much of it is stupidity and how much of it is just a lack of empathy or sensitivity. I have a theory that may apply here, if I may be so bold.
I was just talking to my son about how the majority of people seem to forget (or not care) that their actions affect other people. I’m sure many of these people are perfectly intelligent in conversation, but you release them into the wild and they appear stupid because their actions make no sense to people who do have common courtesy. If my theory is true, then one could even say that this is probably the main problem with the world today.