Shake dat ass fo me
Statement of Christian Faith
Da basis fo’ our faith is Jizzy Christ, tha Son of God, Lord n’ Savior of tha ghetto n’ Godz freestyled Word, tha Bizzle. Our thugged-out asses believe dat embracin what tha fuck Dogg holla’d allows our asses ta live up in freedom, joy, n’ purpose.
Christian Mingle translated by Gizoogle.
Trip off chattin or instant messagin bout current events, pornos, beatz, pimpin experiences, how tha fuck you came ta find Christ, n’ other topics yo ass is laid back rappin’ about.
"I hate to see her go, but I love watching her butt as she leaves"
Adam Demamp
Man Wishes Computer Could Do Thing It Already Can Do: Full Report
This is so accurate.
omg i’m laughing so hard
This is nothing but a list of false equivalencies. It also assumes that everyone who identifies as “liberal” feels the same about every issue, which is obviously not true.
Gun Sales Soar on Photo of Armed Obama
“I don’t want to sound paranoid or anything, but now everything Obama has been doing makes sense,” said Harland Dorrinson, who was waiting on a blocks-long line outside a West Virginia Wal-Mart. “He wants to take away all our guns and then he’s going to come shoot us.”
Learning that Mr. Obama only uses his rifle for skeet-shooting did little to calm Mr. Dorrinson: “Somebody owning a gun just for sporting purposes? Yeah, right.”
HOLY SHIT
A MRA just messaged me on OkC. He is literally wearing a fedora in his profile picture.
I have that I’m a feminist in my profile.
This…is not what I wanted.
Jesus Christ
Some of the questions he answered:
How comfortable would you be if your partner made more money than you?
He answered: very uncomfortable
Should evolution and creationism be taught in schools?
No, evolution has no place in schools
He also finds women who act stupid to be a turn on and finds science boring.
Fuck off man.
This is his profile picture:
Yes, that is a sword he is holding.
lol does this dude know he is a walking talking stereotype? I mean this would make an excellent meme, only nothing else needs to be added.
Fucking hilarious.
This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For
“Remember, the Death Star’s power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.” - The White House
