My name’s Mike, and I enjoy putting my penis in things.
If you partake in spirits, please raise a glass of Johnnie Walker Black this evening for Hitch’s birthday.
We miss you Hitch.
Because you wear an ass upon your head as if it were some sort of hat.
tayman replied to your post: I was in a public restroom today, washing my hands
it is actually worse. converting electricity back into heat is so inefficient. If you source out paper from sustainable forestry practice or better yet partially recycled product it is much better.
Yeah that’s a big part of my point, but at the same time I realize that a lot of paper is not recycled, nor made from renewal forests. You know what I mean? Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.
And they had one of those hand dryers, instead of paper towels.
Anyway, on the top of these dryers, it always says something along the lines of, “Help save the environment by not using paper!” But this just makes me think: well so wait a second, where is the electricity that powers this dryer coming from? Is it any more environmentally-friendly? I don’t know, maybe it is to a point.
But in some ways, I think the electricity is worse than the paper. We can recycle paper, and we can get our paper from renewable sources (instead of leveling entire rainforests). Making electricity though, that uses either oil or coal, neither of which are renewable, and both of which contribute excess carbon into the atmosphere far more than tree farming does.
Which of course all brings me to my central point: We’re stuck. It’s all a conundrum. No matter what you consume or how you consume it, somewhere, somehow, it’s harming the environment, or contributing to the horrible conditions of disadvantaged workers, or the abuse of animals, or some damn thing. Sometimes, I literally get stuck in some sort of loop and can’t come up with an answer.
- Taste buds
- Vegan cum
- Vegetarian cum
- Pescatarian cum
- Omnivore cum
- Strictly meat eaters only cum
Hypothesis: Those who digest healthier food will have better tasting cum
- Taste cum
- Rate out of 10, with 10 being the best tasting and 1 being the least tasting.
- Don’t allow your political views to interfere with your results
If this were a real experiment, you would eliminate that last bit by not telling the tasters which equipment came from whom.
Also you would need a much larger sample size. You’d need cum from, like, 100 different penises. Per category.
Best of luck with that…
I volunteer. I VOLUNTEER AS PARTICIPANT FOR THE STUDY.
I can supply some of mine, but you must extract it yourselves.
Spotify is pretty cool, but I think I like my iTunes DJ better. Listened to it the whole day on Tuesday, and heard stuff I forgot I even had. It was cool.